How do we while away our time enthroned upon the loo?
What idle deviations will the average person do?
Some contemplate their naval, others simply like to read
And one or two eat biscuits, what a funny place to feed
Some people write graffiti, thats a pretty common prank
While others less creative have their minds completely blank
Some folks have conversations with the occupants next door
While others sit in silence simply staring at the floor
Yes people do so many things whilst sitting on the throne
It's strictly confidential cos they're meant to be alone
The smokers have a crafty fag, the lazy take a nap
But most of us are there because we need to take a....

C.R.A.P!!!

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on this.